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Nobody wants to find coal in their stocking on Christmas morning. These stocking stuffers are not much better. Here, in no particular order, are the top 10 worst stuffers ever found in a stocking.

10. Fruit. If there is any food in a stocking on Christmas morning, it should be chocolate. Or candy. Or a gift certificate to Dairy Queen. Oranges, Apples or Bananas are way too healthy for a stocking and should be thrown directly into the fire.

9. Sea Monkeys. What a let down. These things are supposed to dance to music, do stunts and lounge on a beach behind their sea monkey castle. I want to rule an undersea kingdom, not clean up after creepy slimy water bugs.Sea Monkeys

8. Clip On Book Light. It’s a great concept and should work as a gift. But it doesn’t. Nobody has ever really used a clip light on book, ever.

7. Cell phone. I’m amazed at all of the cell phone ads around Christmas that offer phones as stocking stuffers. “Merry Christmas! I’ve just committed you to paying $50 a month for the next two years!”

6. Breath Mints. They aren’t candy and kids don’t care about their breath. Where’s the fun here?

5. School Supplies. When you’re right in middle of winter break the last thing you want to think about is school. No matter how cool those neon pencils look, they will just say ‘homework.’

4. Fruit Cake. Picture speaks for itself.
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3. Underwear. One day, when you’re a little older, you might appreciate getting underweat as a gift. But when you’re a kid on Christmas morning, underwear (even if you really need them) just takes up valuable stocking space.

2. Your mom’s favorite cd. For some reason, it’s difficult for mothers to understand that just because they really enjoy Kenny G’s greatest hits, their children might not share the same passion. Kenny G

1. Anything in a blister pack. You know that clear plastic packaging that is impossible to open without the jaws of life. These stocking stuffers are especially aggrevating because there can be some really cool things inside, just under the plastic. But the experience of trying to rip through the blister pack armor, only to tear the instructions in half and slice open your finger in the process really ruins the fun.

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